Shirley's Mind Grapes

Shirley's Mind Grapes

The answers to questions nobody asked

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Dailies 10/09/13

Dailies 10/09/13

Daily Doodle: Fruitful

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Song of the Day: I’ll Take You There by The Staple Singers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY3vgBzgYn4

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Musical Pipe Dream: I’m on stage with a full band playing the bass. We’re all jamming and two stepping to the beat.

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Blurb 1/365: Habit Burger should add a BLTA ($5.25) and two slices of sourdough toast on their menu ($1.69). Those items would sell. You’re welcome, Habit Burger, you’re welcome.

Dailies 10/05/13

Dailies 10/05/13

Daily Doodle: Giuseppe “Gyp” Rosetti

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Song of the Day: Jockbox by The Skinny Boys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYGD9bGaW14

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Musical Pipe Dream: I’ve got a microphone gripped right at the base of the diaphragm and it’s covering up the view of my mouth as I attempt to replicate The Human Jock Box.

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Blurb 1/365: There’s always popcorn in every office break room. In every office break room, there’s been a microwave fire started by a bag of popcorn.

Dailies 10/03/13

Dailies 10/03/13

Daily Doodle: Turtle Transit

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Song of the Day: Touch It (Remix) by Busta Rhymes featuring Mary J. Blige, Rah Digga, Missy Elliott, Lloyd Banks, Papoose, and DMX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXVb4idIQw

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Musical Pipe Dream: I’m sitting quietly at work eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with this song blasting in my headphones.

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Blurb 1/365: “Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.”