Daily Doodle: You’ve Been Puppified
Song of the Day: Things Have Changed by Bob Dylan
Musical Pipe Dream: My hair is unkempt and I’m wearing a long cotton skirt with an ill-fitting puffy shirt. I’m on stage shaking a shaker and taking wide steps with the back of my left hand on my hip and my back arched far back. Everybody is trying to keep from making eye contact with me. I’m shaking that shaker like I’m playing an electric guitar solo. The police are called.
Blurb 1/365: Sometimes all you need is peanut butter and jelly on Eggos.