Shirley's Mind Grapes

Shirley's Mind Grapes

The answers to questions nobody asked

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Dailies 08/08/13

Dailies 08/08/13

Daily Doodle: Nonchalant

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Song of the day: My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It) by En Vogue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpugp6DIb3I

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Musical Pipe Dream: My sisters and I are cat walking down a Rite Aid aisle. By the time we make it to the breakdown, we’re in at school supplies.

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Blurb 1/365: I’ve grown attached to the daddy long-legs spider living above our shower head.

Dailies 07/15/13

Dailies 07/15/13

Daily Doodle: Gnome Crossing

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Song of the Day: Wrestler by Does It Offend You, Yeah?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AxRWA_yXd0

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Musical Pipe Dream: I’m in a 400 square foot apartment that is void of furniture. The floor is concrete and in the center of the room is a boom box. This song is blasting and I’m jumping around with my arms flailing.

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Blurb 1/365: “Dang, she’s hella spicy.”

Dailies 07/13/13

Dailies 07/13/13

Daily Doodle: Hamsters Gonna Ham

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Song of the Day: Out of Sight by James Brown and the Famous Flames

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sq3oSh8xLc

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Musical Pipe Dream: It would be a musical pipe dream to be any part of the performance on this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGdmY0N1qZA

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Blurb 1/365: What do the animals do in Animal Crossing when I save the game and turn it off?

Dailies 06/17/13

Dailies 06/17/13

Daily Doodle: Slug Life

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Song of the Day: Express Yourself by Charles Wright & the Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_0wL3Nqflg

And I love this live performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y-il5RQPQc

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Musical Pipe Dream: I’m in a small room with a whole bunch of band members. The bassist is slouched on a folding chair with the guitarist standing behind. The horn section is opposite the bassist, also on folding chairs with their elbows tucked in and instruments facing downward when not in play. They need to lean back a little when the instruments are in play. The drummer is in the corner with the kit facing outward. The keyboardist and I are in front of the doorway. I’m singing my lungs out and we’re all jammin’.

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Blurb 1/365: When you have to bring a flashlight in order to use the bathroom, you know you’ve waited too long to get lightbulbs.

Dailies 06/10/13

Dailies 06/10/13

Daily Doodle: You’ve Been Puppified

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Song of the Day: Things Have Changed by Bob Dylan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9EKqQWPjyo

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Musical Pipe Dream: My hair is unkempt and I’m wearing a long cotton skirt with an ill-fitting puffy shirt. I’m on stage shaking a shaker and taking wide steps with the back of my left hand on my hip and my back arched far back. Everybody is trying to keep from making eye contact with me. I’m shaking that shaker like I’m playing an electric guitar solo. The police are called.

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Blurb 1/365: Sometimes all you need is peanut butter and jelly on Eggos.